Tuesday, September 14, 2010

No Judgment

Another chaotic day awaits...but I miss you guys. I wish I could respond to comments whilst driving....but that would require a driver...and an internet connection...and some Dramamine so I wouldn't hurl on laptop.

Thought I'd throw these in, to (hopefully) make you smile till I can get online:


I'm not sure what offends me more regarding the above...the misspelling, or the venue. Never been a fan of neighborhood car washes preaching to me. Positively sinful.


My antivirus (which I adore, btw) got a little full of itself lately...so I decided it needed a reality check in the form of yet another much-needed option. Hopefully, you'll agree it was totally necessary:


See you on the flip side. I'll be the phantom gal who blows through your place and leaves a comment so fast, you'll wonder if you've imagined it. Don't try to catch me...the combination of Wonder Woman, Lady MacGyver and The Trench-Coat Hooker makes me completely unstoppable. Although if you look really hard, you may spot some residual glitter.

Lynn said...

Hoo boy. I so hear you on the antivirus one. Thanks for the giggle.

Tinkerschnitzel said...

I needed that smile. Thanks! :D

diane rene said...

ha!! I think a lot of software is full of itself ... wish we realy had that option!
while you're out flying around and dropping glitter, would you mind looking for my sanity? I lost it somewhere near the end of my summer vacation and, while I don't miss it much, I think my family is planning a mutiny.

HulaBuns said...

Hilarious. Where can one procure such anti-virus software?

Also, I disagree with the sign - commandemts could be multiple choice, couldn't they? I mean, if they aren't, in fact, commandments and are commandemts, which, none of us know what they are? I feel like a definition should be posted somewhere to help with this mystery. In short, it confuses me (obviously). :D

Monica said...

Too funny! I like your message to the anti virus.

Monica said...

Too funny! I like your message to the anti virus.

KellyGrrl said...

I love your additional antivirus option!

Straight Guy said...

We always like it when you stop by, and residual glitter has been a long-term problem for us. I've just had to learn to live with it.

Oh yeah, that residual bacon grease? Sorry bout that.

Angelina said...

I'm always down for a belly laugh, thanks. : )

Lauren said...

Ten commandments can be multiple choice! What is that crazy billboard talking about?! For instance: Honour your parents.

a. yup do it all the time
b. they're actually uncomfortable with that much attention
c. maybe later, I'm breaking another commandment at the moment

See, completely possible.

Oddyoddyo13 said...

Hmm....Maybe I just read it wrong, but did you say you couldn't post and you especially couldn't post during driving, while you were posting?

I just confused myself.

Never mind.

(I'd LOVE to say that to my anti-virus...so full of themselves.)

Carol said...

I think that's my church. I'm a multi tasker ya know! Car wash and a little Jesus on the side!

Christiejolu said...

I never judge! Stay safe while driving!!!

Kimberly said...

Thanks for the laugh! I need to go clean up that glitter ... it gets all over everything! :)

Gay Guy said...

I am holding out for the 10 Condiments.

Dreamfarm Girl said...

oohhh, glitter! I am definitely sure you will leave glitter. That is so like you!

Boonie S said...

The purple parlor looks blue to me. But bad spelling like that is enough to make anyone blue.

Happy travels to you, Boonie

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Spot said...

I'm so lost. Where are you? Why are you driving?

Miss you.

♥Spot

kathryn said...

Lynn: You're very welcome, my friend. Aren't anti-virus's a hoot? I'm just thrilled to finally have some choices besides the standard 2. We do love our choices, right??

Tinkerschnitzel: I'm smiling right back at you, sweetie! Imagine all the things we never got to share before we had cameras on our cells!

diane rene: Isn't it interesting how the person who loses the sanity never really notices it's gone...it's just hell for everyone else? I do believe yours and mine must've headed to Jamaica for some sun & fun. Let's go get 'em!

kathryn said...

HulaBuns: I do believe you have an extremely valid point. I mean, who are we to say that commandemts couldn't be multiple choice? Especially since we don't know what the hell they are? See, that's the beauty of the cell photo...you get to ponder it later so you don't smash up your car.

Monica: Thank you. I sincerely believe they don't give us adequate choices to say what we really want to say!

KellyGrrl: Could you imagine if they let me loose to create the content for these security boxes?! Oh, God...nobody would ever pick the simple yes or no!

kathryn said...

Straight Guy: Yeah...your visits make my floor very sticky. (Now everyone'll have to scroll back to see, "WTF did SG say? And what exactly is he doing over there in Kathrynville??") I love stopping by, too...so the feeling's mutual. I know it's probably annoying when I chime in on like, 5 posts at once though. Sorry about that...but I've yet to read ONE of your posts that doesn't scream for a comment from yours truly. ♥

carissa said...

Well I'm glad that even though you aren't technically here, you had the ability to make me laugh this morning. At least you have anti-virus- cocky as it may be. I had to deal will a huge flair of the herps on my computer this week. Or something similar in the computer world that kept coming back.

John McElveen said...

My car is so Holy the water parts when I drive through and it never gets wet!

John--a Baptist) te heee

John

Love ya meant it!

kathryn said...

Angelina: You're welcome! I feel the same way. I prefer to prescribe a minimum of 2 belly laughs a day, whenever possible.

Lauren: Wow! You've made it sound so...reasonable! Maybe it's time we (this means YOU) take a look at some of these and give us the choices we all so richly deserve! You up for it??

Oddyoddyo13: Noooooo....of course not! I do not write and drive together....first I take said photo (okay, so I'm usually still moving in said vehicle whilst shooting the hilarious object in question), then I save it till I get home. I'm a good girl...really.

kathryn said...

Carol: Ha! May as well....there's not much else to do while you're standing there...watching your car roll down the conveyor belt. Might as well leave with a clean car and some renewed faith. I like the way you think, sweetie!

Christiejolu: I DO, I DO! Really! I even delegated a "shortcut button" for the camera on the phone so I don't cause a wreck trying to find it! Wasn't that smart of me??

Kimberly: Yeah...sorry about that. It's sticky too, sometimes! And it shows up in the strangest places! Hope K's arm is feeling better.

kathryn said...

Gay Guy: Do you think they'll include honey mustard? 'Cause most people don't offer a choice of honey mustard with their condiments. That would be a nice change...

Dreamfarm Girl: Yeah...it's a drag when you like a bit of glitter (aka bling) and certain people (aka Clinton Kelly) say that certain people of a certain age (aka me) should not partake in it. Sigh. I think I'll leave some glitter inside one of his pocket squares....

Boonie S: You're right! I didn't even realize that! So it's a blue, purple parlor that doesn't know how to spell. But would you trust them to wash your car???

kathryn said...

postzoom: I'll look into it. Thanks for the info.

Spot: I miss you too, sweetie! I'm glad we got to catch up via phone the other day...it was way too much to type, right? Keep healing...and go easy on that knee!

carissa: Oh, those nasty viruses/spies/herpes...whatever the hell they are! They're defiant little buggers...aren't they? I know we have to take the bad with the good...but...yikes!

John McElveen: HA! GOOD ONE! Your car must stay pretty dirty there, mister! On the bright side, I'll bet your windshield wipers never wear out!

sage said...

I tried to post the other day, but couldn't get it to "take." Love your response to the virus scan folks... scan and scam, so close!

Fierce said...

Antivirus companies should totally hire you to come up with ALL the options! I love yours. They almost read my mind and take my thoughts and put them on the screen... That's so weird...

:)
xoxo

kathryn said...

sage: Sorry you had trouble getting the above wonderful comment to take. Doesn't it know good responses when it sees them? I'm figuring the anti-virus people don't either...that's why they'll probably never hire the likes of us to design their responses.

Fierce: There's my girl! We've always been on the same page with our sarcasm...have you noticed that? We were def. related in a past life...or maybe this one as well! I STILL can't get that thing to work that we tweeted abt last nite. I'm debating what to try next.

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