It can’t be all bad…right? I’m willing to concede that there must be something good about this
blasted, good for nothing winter season.
There’s no bugs. That’s always a plus…’cause think about how gross it would be if as you’re taking that first sharp, surprised breath (realizing how bitterly cold it is), a fly flew in your mouth. It would be like, a double cosmic whammy.
If your hair looks like crap, you can’t blame it on the humidity.
If you’re a kid, the very words “snow day” denotes feelings of happiness and joy.
You have an entire extra freezer right outside your door.
It’s easier to spy on your neighbors without all those pesky leaves getting in the way.
You can tell immediately if someone’s been at your house whilst you were away.
Adding liquor to any hot beverage is completely acceptable.
There are no skunks in winter. (I don’t think.)
Running through the snow with dirty shoes is like running them through the wash…only a lot quicker.
If you forget a bag of groceries in your trunk, it doesn’t matter.
There’s no competition with your neighbors over who has the nicest lawn.
And finally…the very BEST thing about winter is:
It has to end eventually.
Right?? Please tell me I'm right....!