It seems that no matter where you look lately, someone’s trying out a new angle…some new twist in an attempt to get you to part with your hard-earned dollar.
I don’t know what’s worse: the bad translation...or the 157 steps he wants me to follow before he rips me off:
Subject: Help me to study Don’t delete it please see the message
I'm not going to ask for money!
I'm a studying boy for that I want money
You don't want to give money for me
You just want to register with blow websites and get a free DEBIT CARD “Master Card”
You can use the debit card all around the world
It's not a fake web site
Please if you can register with that you can earn money also
Please thing about me like your brother and do for me
I have tow items one is debit card another one is FREE LAPTOP
1st one follow the steps
1)Go to http://IamcompletelyincapableofrecognizingascamwhenIseeone.com
2)Click on "JOIN NOW" (Don't worry it's free to join.)
3)Fill the form.
4)Now you'll receive a e-mail from the site.Open ur e-mail account and verify ur e-mail address.
5)Now go to this address http://IamSTILLcompletelyincapableofrecognizingascamwhenIseeone.com
6)On this page click on AFFILIATE SINGUP
7)Fill the form correctly. And log in to ur affiliate account.
8)Click " Account Information" in the upper side of the page.
9)On this page there is a link in upper side of the page called "Here is your account information. Click here to update your information. " Click on the "here" link to update ur information.
10)Scroll down to the bottom of the page. you will see a link (Payoneer: Signup to be paid by Prepaid "Master Card"® .You will be directed to a FriendFinder page hosted by Payoneer, where you can sign up for a card)
11)click on signup to paid by prepaid Mastercard.
12)Remember to fill out the forms correctly in the 1st try. Now you r have a "Master Card" can use all over the world.
THANK YOU FOR REGISTERED
If you thing I'm troubled you, sorry for the trouble
...And my speedy response:
I am so glad you’re not going to ask for money!
So for all that hard studying, all you want from me is…money?? Well, sure! That sounds easy enough! You are correct in thinking that I don’t want to give money for you…and yet, somehow you got inside my head and knew I wanted to register with blow websites! I’ve been looking everywhere for Blow Websites!! Get out of my head!!
…And a free “Master Card”? I’m not in the least concerned that the word Mastercard is in quotations! For I think of you as my brother! My brother who would never operate a fake web site! Pish!
I have followed your detailed instructions #1 through #12…being careful to fill out the forms correctly on the first try. I am certain there is no problem with having transmitted my social security #, my bank account # and the name of my mother’s best friend’s first childhood pet. I am awaiting both the blood-drawing kit as well as the fingerprinting set and will provide both just as soon as I possibly can!
I can’t wait to get my new “Master Card” that I can use all over the world…because I am constantly bothered by all that tedious conversion to foreign currency. What a pain!!
No….thank YOU for registered!
No trouble…no trouble at all…don’t even “thing” about it….