Big mail day today…found this mixed in with the bills:
They’ve sent me 2 of these handy-dandy front and back cards….just in case the dog eats one of them.
See? They’ve been kind enough to tell me exactly what to do….which buttons to press….and when….but WAIT. There ARE no buttons to press! They want me to WRITE.
With PEN or PENCIL.
On what planet is pencil considered an appropriate writing utensil for anyone over the age of 12? Is this even legal??
“Door #3….slot 3….Barbara A. Zulauf”…where have I heard that name?
Oh, wait! It’s on my handy-dandy card here!…of which I have TWO.
Carefully, now….do not confuse Judith A. Crawford for that nice Joan Crawford. Maybe they all included their middle initial ‘cause that’s how they’ll track how many people voted using these handy-dandy cards here.
So, if the vote comes through for Kathy Monroe, it was just a lucky hit…but if it says Kathleen C. Monroe, then…hot diggity! Those cards worked!
See where it says I can bring it in with me? I can prop it up…right there…next to my Big Gulp and my hot pink lucky rabbit foot key chain.
Oh, crap! Can I have a do-over? I accidentally did it in cursive….