Dear young guy seated adjacent to us at the diner,
It is never, ever okay to blow your nose at the table. Didn't your mother ever mention this? And putting the offending napkin at the end of your table pretty much cinched any appetite I may have had....thanks for that.
Dear geek-guy from Best Buy,
Thank you for your honesty in advising me NOT to buy more RAM, ma'am....and kudos for the recommendation of Kaspersky Anti-Virus! I love it so much. Laptop wants to marry it!
Sunrise from my bedroom window:
View from the living room. Um...I do believe I'm seeing in black and white. Is this what dogs see?