Put on your thinking caps, people!
Below is the instruction manual for my shower-head-set-thingie.
Did you notice there’s no water coming out of the actual sprayer?? WTF??
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!
Okay…I’m all for looking fashionable. Really. But, I do have my limits. I draw the line at below:
Is this what fashion has come to? Are severely withered limbs in vogue now? Somehow, I missed this memo. And is it just me, or does the model on the right have a rather… large head? Or, maybe the model on the left just has a very petite head. The brunette definitely looks concerned about the lack of flesh on her lower extremities…it’s like she’s thinking “Crap! I’m pretty sure I had two matching legs when I woke up this morning…and what has become of my arms? Anyone??”
The blonde has that “don’t mess with me…I’ve had a really crappy day and what the hell has happened to my hand?? I do believe I have no discernable fingers whatsoever” look...and I believe it's entirely possible that blondie is holding brunette hostage. Or, she's simply trying to hog this photo shoot. I can't be sure.
I believe someone was in a pretty big hurry to get out of the office and downstairs for cocktail hour…and since the guys who were supposed to double check his work were already in the elevator, yelling “C’mon! It’s Margarita Night! Buy two, get one free! It’s fine! Leave it! C’MON, MAN…WE’RE GONNA MISS IT!!” And so, he hit “send”…off it went...and the next day everyone was so hung over that no-one noticed his faux pas till it was too late.
Is it just me…or does this model have an….unusually l-o-n-g torso? And what’s happened to her belly-button? I get it…they needed to remove “da girls” from this shot to keep their “G” rating, but I am not finding this terribly appealing…and I do believe they should change this ad to read: “MOVADO: The Art of Disfigurement”
“Now I know my hair is beautiful.”
What? Because before you used Dove, you had…no self-esteem? Excuse me?? I know I’ve mentioned how important “a good hair day” can be…but, yikes…I didn’t mean THIS. C’mon, people! We can do So. Much. Better.
Where did they get the idea that we were so stupid??