Sunday, July 5, 2009

Sensory Overload

BAM.

“Ooooohhhhhhhh!”

BANG. POP. POP. POP.

“Awwwwwww!”

THUMP. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Woooooow! Blue!”

(Overheard) “Someone pass me the bug spray.”

WHAP. TAP. TAP. TAP. WHOOMP.

“Ahhhhhhhhh! Green!”

POP. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

(Overheard) “Where’s Timmy? TIMMY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”

CLUNK. PSSSSSSSSSST.

“Oooooooooo. Red!”

(Overheard) “Crap! I just spilled my beer all over my freakin’ pants! Crap! (Pause) Doris! Did we bring more beer?”

CLAP. WHEEEEEEEE. WUMP. POW. POW. POW. TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT.
Applause……whistles……WOOHOO.

(Overheard) “Mooooom, I have to pee.”
“That was the best show EVER.”
“God, I can’t feel my butt.”
“Timmy! Get off the freakin’ blanket!”

….and another Independence Day bites the dust.

It WAS the best one EVER.

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