BAM.

BANG. POP. POP. POP.

THUMP. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

(Overheard) “Someone pass me the bug spray.”
WHAP. TAP. TAP. TAP. WHOOMP.

POP. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

CLUNK. PSSSSSSSSSST.

(Overheard) “Crap! I just spilled my beer all over my freakin’ pants! Crap! (Pause) Doris! Did we bring more beer?”
CLAP. WHEEEEEEEE. WUMP. POW. POW. POW. TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT.

(Overheard) “Mooooom, I have to pee.”
“That was the best show EVER.”
“God, I can’t feel my butt.”
“Timmy! Get off the freakin’ blanket!”
….and another Independence Day bites the dust.
It WAS the best one EVER.
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