BAM.
“Ooooohhhhhhhh!”BANG. POP. POP. POP.
“Awwwwwww!”THUMP. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
“Woooooow! Blue!”(Overheard) “Someone pass me the bug spray.”
WHAP. TAP. TAP. TAP. WHOOMP.
“Ahhhhhhhhh! Green!”POP. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
(Overheard) “Where’s Timmy? TIMMY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!”CLUNK. PSSSSSSSSSST.
“Oooooooooo. Red!”(Overheard) “Crap! I just spilled my beer all over my freakin’ pants! Crap! (Pause) Doris! Did we bring more beer?”
CLAP. WHEEEEEEEE. WUMP. POW. POW. POW. TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT.
Applause……whistles……WOOHOO.(Overheard) “Mooooom, I have to pee.”
“That was the best show EVER.”
“God, I can’t feel my butt.”
“Timmy! Get off the freakin’ blanket!”
….and another Independence Day bites the dust.
It WAS the best one EVER.
