Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Pessimistic or Pragmatic?

YOU be the judge….it's all in your perspective...

Seen in an auto repair shop: “If we can’t fix your brakes, we’ll make your horn louder.”

Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost. ~Martina Navratilova

You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk. ~George Clooney

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. ~Gil Stern

If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. ~Neil Simon

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. ~Dave Barry

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. ~Ellen Goodman

jh said...

Hmm...neither, just ways to fool us.

kathryn said...

Now now, missy...I thought some of 'em were pretty

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