YOU be the judge….it's all in your perspective...
Seen in an auto repair shop: “If we can’t fix your brakes, we’ll make your horn louder.”
Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost. ~Martina Navratilova

You never really learn much from hearing yourself talk.
~George Clooney
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
~Gil SternIf no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor.
~Neil Simon
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
~Dave Barry
Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
~Ellen Goodman

Hmm...neither, just ways to fool us.
Now now, missy...I thought some of 'em were pretty cool....no?
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