tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post233058637936503164..comments2023-10-30T05:01:33.905-07:00Comments on From the Inside...Out: Utter Catas-bra-phekathrynhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-74275245522603174242009-08-31T04:52:14.835-07:002009-08-31T04:52:14.835-07:00Hahahaha!!! That is hilarious! The same thing happ...Hahahaha!!! That is hilarious! The same thing happened to me, but I didn't think of any solution until I got home- I suffered with it. Brutal. Great story!Susan Fnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-62323284196992867832009-08-18T20:05:27.282-07:002009-08-18T20:05:27.282-07:00LMAO! This is the funniest thing I've ever hea...LMAO! This is the funniest thing I've ever heard! And that the man said that is even funnier. Lucky the wire hadn't poked you so you were bleeding!Bobby Allanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17362990178566295070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-12100449346372152992009-08-18T19:23:06.174-07:002009-08-18T19:23:06.174-07:00SG: Underwire men's briefs? Do the words "...SG: Underwire men's briefs? Do the words "junk acupuncture" make you feel all warm & fuzzy? If so, pursue that. OUCH. I was VERY proud of my resourcefulness...maybe a little too proud, considering there probably has not been too much data done on utilizing feminine hygiene products as temporary protection against undergarment malfunction. I'm guessing you guys don't have to deal with undergarment malfunction much, do you? As far as your near-miss in high school...it figures you'd refer to "her" as an "acquaintance" when you obviously were looking to get to at lease first base. ("Hello? Mrs. Straight Guy?")<br />f8hasit: You made my night, doll. It was a sitcom's dream scene...everyone leans down to pick up the rolling lizard pen, till they see the "other" item roll out....there was a lot of stepping back, some audible gasps and I may have blacked out for a minute there.kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-90410078116583869672009-08-18T15:53:09.061-07:002009-08-18T15:53:09.061-07:00And I thought I was creative...
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What a great ...And I thought I was creative...<br />:-)<br /><br />What a great story. I think I would've pee'd my pants right there after the gentlemen made that statement!f8hasithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09195691823384775191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-30290156975462747792009-08-18T15:17:33.643-07:002009-08-18T15:17:33.643-07:00Oh! And I also caused a catas-bra-phe long ago, to...Oh! And I also caused a catas-bra-phe long ago, to a high school "acquaintance" when one of my over-eager gropes caused something to go horribly wrong with her bra mechanics. The evening never recovered. Ahhh, memories.Straight Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-21844322322841240492009-08-18T15:11:55.242-07:002009-08-18T15:11:55.242-07:00I am now canceling my patent application for under...I am now canceling my patent application for underwire men's briefs. Simply too dangerous.<br /><br />Kudos on your resourcefulness though. What was it Donald Rumsfield said? You go into battle with the weapons you have, not necessarily the ones you want. Good job making do.Straight Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01854561008655010619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-79500548980551387232009-08-18T13:39:22.165-07:002009-08-18T13:39:22.165-07:00Oh, GG: I mean, sure...I would've defintely gi...Oh, GG: I mean, sure...I would've defintely given that dog abuser a swift knee to the family jewels had it come to that (I'll do whatever's necessary to protect my blogbuds), but you had it all under control. But now this? For you to have mentally taken a walk (even a fast trot) through the women's lingerie dept and then a mad dash down the dreaded female hygiene aisle...for me? (sniff.) I'm so touched-you've made my day, mister. Especially since you hardly EVER comment here and have yet to respond to ONE of my tweets...and you won't follow me here, there or anywhere....<br />Wait. Maybe THIS is why I never hear from him....huh.<br />Seriously, though...so glad you spoke up, GG...I'd like to think (for this week, at least) that I'll be remembered as the MacGyver of female unmentionables.kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-45565976015649774262009-08-18T10:33:57.151-07:002009-08-18T10:33:57.151-07:00Wow, I think of myself as fast on my feet and reso...Wow, I think of myself as fast on my feet and resources, but that is a prize-winner. I do have to admit that I am fairly under-schooled in some of the mechanics and hydraulics of which you speak.Gay Guyhttp://www.gayguystraightguy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-50135502669406071482009-08-18T09:40:33.119-07:002009-08-18T09:40:33.119-07:00jh: Yes, that is word for word what he said. I rem...jh: Yes, that is word for word what he said. I remember thinking he was kinda old to be so bold. (What IS it w/me & Seuss lately??)<br />JD: Did you tell Tim you don't wear a bra? I'd very much like this thoughts on this. As for the Twinkie-flavored ice cream...that's prob what got me into this mess...my heart was pitter-pattering so hard at the mere THOUGHT....*PING!*kathrynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06152568985075401447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-12837047464354829062009-08-18T06:14:44.186-07:002009-08-18T06:14:44.186-07:00As someone who doesn't wear a bra and no longe...As someone who doesn't wear a bra and no longer needs tampons . . . I am FASCINATED and in AWE of your resourcefulness and cool, calm collectedness.<br /><br />Now. About this Twinkie-flavored ice cream . . .JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6370763014722326902.post-23940978265557140662009-08-18T05:44:27.353-07:002009-08-18T05:44:27.353-07:00That's the funniest picture on the planet. Di...That's the funniest picture on the planet. Did the old man really say that? I'm so glad you weren't harmed further.jhnoreply@blogger.com