Comments on From the Inside...Out: Eyedropper Envy

Okay. Hyperventilating. Laughing...can't...br...

2010-02-01T00:08:34.826-05:00

Okay. Hyperventilating. Laughing...can't...breathe...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg. That is so flipping hilarious. I'm glad you're ok, but seriously, macaroni fly-by is by far the meaning of life.

And the Wii golf. I am fairly certain I will laugh for days at this. I'm just picturing this poor gaming system is all aaaaaand you're done. haha. LOVE it chicken!

Lily Johnson: Thank you sweetie. Yes, I shall ditc...

2010-01-28T21:34:03.844-05:00

Lily Johnson: Thank you sweetie. Yes, I shall ditch the glue-like food. It can't possibly be good for you...or for my eyesight, for that matter!

Bernadine: Oh, honey! Do NOT give it a second thought! Here, I'd JUST FINISHED saying how many spammers I get w/these blanket/universal comments...I thought the same thing that you did, believe me! But, I always check just to be sure. This is the 1% of the time it WASN'T a spammer.
Please don't dwell on it...everyone else thought the same as you and I did!

pratik Gupta: Thank you! Yeah, well...obviously, I also think it's entertaining, or I wouldn't tell you ALL ABOUT IT! HA!

Oh sorry, now i got it ( refer the comment on the ...

2010-01-28T07:53:11.613-05:00

Oh sorry, now i got it ( refer the comment on the post "' I cant stop this feeling'...i am so sorry for the eye...but please dont mind...i just imagined this in my mind and ROFLMAO

*Looks at ass rolling on the floor and lols at it

Amazing ones.
seriously, its soo...soo..entertaining! :)

Hi Kathryn After reading your reply on my comment...

2010-01-28T04:48:41.001-05:00

Hi Kathryn

After reading your reply on my comment I felt a bit bad. I actually had no right being so rude to that person actually. I guess I'm just apologizing!! Sorry... I truly feel bad cause of what I said...

Okay, your sons are well enough to actually help y...

2010-01-28T00:06:02.387-05:00

Okay, your sons are well enough to actually help you through this so your cooking cant be that bad. Anyway, ditch the product dear. I hate washing pots and pots with glue-like food is just pure hell.
Hope you are okay now.
Take care

RON! HA! Can't you just PICTURE it??! The two ...

2010-01-27T22:37:18.629-05:00

RON! HA! Can't you just PICTURE it??! The two of us....trying to read the instructions on how to make the rice...and neither one of us can read it 'cause we can't see the small print...and we're yelling at each other with mouths that would make a sailor blush. There'd be smoke EVERYWHERE (I usually bring my own whenever I visit), which will set off your alarm (which we'll have forgotten to disable) and the end result is that we'll have to go out to eat anyway, and your apartment will smell like a combination of Bengay, Tropicana orange juice and Penzoil for a month. (The fire dept will never understand why, but we'll know!) HA! xoxo

My dearest Kathryn.... When the time comes for th...

2010-01-27T22:27:35.731-05:00

My dearest Kathryn....

When the time comes for the two of us to actually meet in person one day, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE remind me that we must eat dinner out.

I'm reading this thinking, "OMG...she sounds just like me, so I could never have her over for dinner."

You and I would be like Lucy and Ethel when they both got jobs at Kramers Candy Kitchen and couldn't even box chocolates!

HAHAHAAHAHHAHA!

That would be a riot, wouldn't it?

And listen, I'm not surprised to hear about the Velvetta cheese. I always thought that stuff was made of GLUE!

GREAT post, Lucy!

Love,
Ethel
xoxoxo

oh and ive got another video over at place comeche...

2010-01-27T21:56:19.550-05:00

oh and ive got another video over at place comecheck it out this is the video week basically is what i call it when i have an urge to share it with the blog team haha and no the hotdog and mac n cheese is a food i tottally disagree with that AH! i used to eat it when i little with my little bro and we would watch lunny tunes matter of fact we havent done that in quit a while i shall make do a sister brother night mwhahaha in the laugh youll find something senistor and it is haha im trumtizing my bro isnt it funny XD

Offyoddyo13: Well, just think of me as candid Kath...

2010-01-27T21:46:18.674-05:00

Offyoddyo13: Well, just think of me as candid Kathryn....I'll always shoot straight with you, sweetie! Tell Mom to wear protective eye gear!

Jerry: Huh. Waaaait a minute. Isn't your "Walla! Mac and Cheese and Ham...or Sausage" virtually the same thing as my Mac & Cheese with HOTDOGS? Hey, I'm not denigrating it...but I'm not 100% sure it IS A FOOD...much less part of a group! I'll leave you to your moniker-creating....good luck w/that!!

Carol: There you go. I do believe there is a special department in Heaven for guardian angels to spy on the likes of us cuisine-challenged souls. I still maintain that we can't be good at everything! LOVE your blog, BTW- wonderful posts!

JennyMac: Oh, yes you are! (Gagging) You're just too much of a lady to say it. It was nice of you to compliment the peas, though...!

saku chan: You're right, of course! I must think of the big picture! But what if there's a HOT fireman coming to the scene? NO! Must. Save. Stuff!!

umm may i remind you said your self you cant cook ...

2010-01-27T21:08:07.983-05:00

umm may i remind you said your self you cant cook i would let the boys do it haha just joking but seriouslly you should think about what i said just now what if you burn the whole place down *O.O* no more computer ahhhhh!

OMG..your poor eye. And my infamous mac and ch...

2010-01-27T20:04:52.111-05:00
OMG..your poor eye. And

my infamous mac and cheese with hot dogs and peas I am NOT gagging. LOL. I like peas.

I have one teenage girl, we buy easy mac, usually ...

2010-01-27T19:19:01.550-05:00
I have one teenage girl, we buy easy mac, usually the kind that's already in it's own bowl. Oh and ravioli. Sometimes I make her eat peas or a piece of fruit just in case my grandmother was right and you will get scabies if you don't eat enough fruits and vegetables.
Glad to know I am not the only challenged cook who had managed to at least get her children to puberty.

Hey now. The Velveeta Mac and Cheese is the box is...

2010-01-27T19:11:41.443-05:00
Hey now. The Velveeta Mac and Cheese is the box is pretty darn good stuff. Do you know that you can mix canned chili with it and WALLA! You have...er Chili Mac and Cheese. I've been known to take Mac and Cheese and throw in some cooked ham or cooked sausage to have WALLA! Mac and Cheese and Ham...or Sausage -- all in one plate!

Don't denigrate my Mac & Cheese. It is one of our four (or is it five) food groups!

My first thought about your cheesy eye was to run and get a hair dryer. [Visions of yellowy goop drooling down your cheek]

Cheesy Eye. Kind of an interesting moniker. Perhaps you could rename your blog: The Cheesy Eye. Okay -- The Sensuous Cheesy Eye. (I'm working on it. I'll get back to you.)

I knew I never liked that dang Velveeta cheese! No...

2010-01-27T18:34:30.715-05:00
I knew I never liked that dang Velveeta cheese! Note to self: ask Mom never to buy it again at fear for her sight.

Thanks for the tips Kathryn! I usually run to you instead of the TV to find out which products work. You describe the situations much better than any infomercial can, that's for certain!

Tia: HA! I must say...it IS becoming a somewhat da...

2010-01-27T16:28:07.047-05:00
Tia: HA! I must say...it IS becoming a somewhat dangerous endeavor! I'm all for giving it another go, but at what point is it considered dangerous to my health??

Holy crap! I nearly wet myself reading this one! ...

2010-01-27T16:03:00.682-05:00
Holy crap! I nearly wet myself reading this one! Goggles & a lab coat may be a worthwhile investment. A fire-proof lab coat.

Alicia: Hmmmm. So, you're giving me permission...

2010-01-27T15:59:35.863-05:00
Alicia: Hmmmm. So, you're giving me permission to prepare something that I've never, ever made before? And you'll call 9-1-1 if I sustain any serious burns on any part of my body? (I don't think Lauren's protective gear said anything about burns) Just checking....

TC: Aha! I THOUGHT I saw something on the package ...

2010-01-27T15:49:57.845-05:00
TC: Aha! I THOUGHT I saw something on the package about adding milk, but Connor didn't want me to. (Why am I taking directions from a 13-yo, I'll never know) I'll bet they'd like the tuna casserole thing...I'll definitely try that. Thanks!!

You know...Julia Child started learning to cook in...

2010-01-27T15:27:06.252-05:00
You know...Julia Child started learning to cook in her late 40s I believe, so there is still hope for you.

I've always wanted to try that brick of velveeta like they show in the commercials where you melt it with a jar of Pace Picante Sauce, (not the kind made in NEW YORK CITY!!!) and it's all melty and spicy and ooey gooey good.

Can you try that Kathryn and let me know how it comes out? But do use the checklist that Lauren suggested :-)

For some reason this reminded me of when my 2 yr o...

2010-01-27T14:37:16.428-05:00
For some reason this reminded me of when my 2 yr old painted my 1 yr olds eye shut with fingernail polish while in the care of my FIRST husband, their father. There used to be liquid eyeshadow and the oldest one is still enamored of makeup.
Milk in with the cheese, a bit of butter. You can do the same thing with tuna, mush soup, and peas, I think it's better.
There you have two gourmet meals!!

ValleyWriter: Seriously? Goggles for cutting onion...

2010-01-27T12:06:32.254-05:00
ValleyWriter: Seriously? Goggles for cutting onions? I thought you were supposed to bite down on a pencil! Was someone messing with me for that one, 'cause I look really stupid doing it and it doesn't seem to help!

Tinkerschnitzel: HA! I'd LOVE for you to send ...

2010-01-27T11:59:57.475-05:00
Tinkerschnitzel: HA! I'd LOVE for you to send me some meals! Yeah, I figure anything you have to soak overnight to remove from a pan probably should not be consumed. Da boys are gonna have to find another favorite that's less....toxic.

B-ster: HA! See?? I've been making it for the boys that way since...forever! They've always loved it! I'll bet if I made it with a decent quality cheese, they wouldn't like it as much, knowing my luck!

Spot: YES....hot dogs! That way, you got your meat, your carbs and your veggies (the peas...did I mention the peas?). Totally healthy fare!

Elfie: HA! I know...I'm sure I'd make a lo...

2010-01-27T11:52:50.873-05:00
Elfie: HA! I know...I'm sure I'd make a lot of people gag/cringe/cry from my attempts at cuisine. Some are better than others...this was one of the worst, though....

Allegria: Nah...just a little red (or is that orange?) left today. I do believe I'll lay off the "cheese" for a while to come!

Gigi: I hear that. I spend an awful lot of time in the kitchen for someone who doesn't know what they're doing. I guess that's 'cause I don't know what I'm doing.

KT: HA! Yeah....so what if my depth perception is way off? What's the worst that could happen? Stick w/the blue box....it's probably safer!

Oh man! I agree with a previous poster - goggles a...

2010-01-27T11:07:07.038-05:00
Oh man! I agree with a previous poster - goggles are in order! (You know, they make some that are supposed to help with cutting onions. They're "stylish" even.)

Seriously though, practice makes perfect! (Or at least edible.)

hackaday: Welcome, Greece! Hope you'll visit a...

2010-01-27T10:31:31.115-05:00
hackaday: Welcome, Greece! Hope you'll visit again!

Bernadine: Yes, the boys have somehow survived....so, it can't be all bad! Actually, I don't think the comment is "one of those"....(I thought so, too...but sometimes, it's just someone who's new to blogging and is also not familiar with the English language. It was actually a legit and very nice blog!)